1 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:08,150 Ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,460 We now return to cash wheel... 3 00:00:10,570 --> 00:00:12,190 sponsored by chipackerz. 4 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:13,830 The chip-flavored crackers! 5 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:16,220 They taste just like chips! 6 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:22,380 Congratulations! You're taking a... 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,000 Cash shower! 8 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:29,080 I like that guy's style. 9 00:00:29,190 --> 00:00:31,460 Mr. Pines! We got tourists at nine o'clock! 10 00:00:31,570 --> 00:00:32,910 A whole busload of 'em! 11 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,130 Hot tamales! It's a jackpot! 12 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:39,990 Soos, make some new attractions! 13 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,240 You got it, boss. 14 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,670 Wendy, mark up those prices! The higher, the better! 15 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:50,060 Higher! Bleed 'em dry! 16 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,570 Sheesh, grunkle Stan, 17 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:53,060 It's like when you look at tourists 18 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,760 All you see are wallets with legs. 19 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,170 That's not true. 20 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,440 Thanks for taking me to the mystery shack, daddy. 21 00:01:00,780 --> 00:01:03,600 Ha ha! Now, don't spend yourself all in one place. 22 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:05,700 I'm feeling car sick. 23 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:11,190 Clean-up on the front lawn! 24 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:04,420 Ladies and gentletourists, 25 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:06,260 Looking around my mystery shack, 26 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,800 you'll see many wondrous roadside attractions. 27 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,350 Be amazed at the only known photo 28 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:13,820 of a horse riding another horse. 29 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:16,420 That's--that's pretty good. 30 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:17,580 Ooh! Wow! 31 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,070 Be astounded by the horrible pre-teen wolf boy! 32 00:02:21,410 --> 00:02:23,870 Oh, look at him! All that hair! 33 00:02:23,980 --> 00:02:25,790 His body is changing! Aaah! 34 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,400 Grunkle Stan, this is demeaning. 35 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,900 What?! I don't know "Da meaning" of that word. 36 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:36,440 If you throw money at him he dances. 37 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:39,160 Ow! Hey! 38 00:02:41,670 --> 00:02:43,990 Ha ha ha! Ooh! Ha ha! Thank you! 39 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,080 Behold! Mystery shack bumper stickers! 40 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:49,110 You can stick 'em on your bumper or... 41 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,150 Over your husband's mouth. 42 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,620 Am I right, ladies? 43 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,390 She knows what I'm talkin' about. 44 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,770 You are bad. How much? 45 00:02:57,890 --> 00:02:59,370 Hey, it's on the house. 46 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,090 That's the Mabel difference. 47 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:03,240 - Thanks for visiting! - What?! 48 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:06,520 What the heck do you think you're doing? 49 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:08,820 Business! Ching, ching, ching! 50 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:11,640 Listen, kid, you don't make money by giving stuff away. 51 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,650 - You're off of register duty! - But--but-- 52 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,500 No "Buts" except yours out the door! 53 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,410 Now shut your yap and get to work! 54 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,940 Grunkle Stan, whatever happened to "Please" And "Thank you"? 55 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:22,770 Hmm? Oh, wait. 56 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:23,920 Here they are! 57 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:29,570 "Please" Never made me any money, kid. 58 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,330 In fact, just saying the word 59 00:03:31,410 --> 00:03:33,320 is giving me a burning sensation. 60 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,880 Grunkle Stan, why do I have to wear this wolf costume? 61 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:38,240 I think I'm getting hookworm. 62 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:41,680 Ha ha! Yep, gluing dog hair to your body will do that. 63 00:03:41,790 --> 00:03:44,190 You have all these dumb fake exhibits in the shack. 64 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:45,310 Meanwhile, I've seen 65 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,310 actual amazing things in the forest every day. 66 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:50,390 What if you hunted down a real attraction 67 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:52,200 instead of lying to people for a living? 68 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,230 And you should be nicer to your employees, too. 69 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:55,290 Yeah! 70 00:03:55,810 --> 00:03:58,480 Look, you guys got a problem with how I run the shack, 71 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:00,230 Take it up with the complaints department. 72 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:02,070 Zing! Ha ha ha! 73 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,110 I am going to write them such a letter! 74 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:14,910 And don't stop till you've covered that sign with glitter! 75 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:18,300 Glittery signs attract tourists! Also large birds. 76 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:21,610 Ha ha! That's funny. 77 00:04:21,910 --> 00:04:23,570 Okay, is it just me, or is 78 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,630 having grunkle Stan as a boss seriously the worst? 79 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,170 I know, right? Why do we even put up with it? 80 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,430 I tried to give him a suggestion to improve the shack once. 81 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,640 I had this idea where I could be, 82 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:33,880 like, the mystery shack mascot-- 83 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,340 "Questiony the question mark." 84 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:36,390 I ask people questions, 85 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,360 You know, do the question dance... 86 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:39,940 That sounds amazing! 87 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,080 - Oh, cool! - Yeah, totally! 88 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:44,270 Yeah, well, Stan said I couldn't handle it. 89 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:45,570 He said what?! 90 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,100 And remember, folks, 91 00:04:48,230 --> 00:04:50,680 We put the "Fun" In "No refunds"! 92 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:53,000 Ha ha! Suckers. 93 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:53,590 You! 94 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,640 Grunkle Stan, you've gone too far this time! 95 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:01,880 Did you seriously tell Soos not to follow his hopes and dreams 96 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:03,790 because he "Couldn't handle it"? 97 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:05,930 Look, kid, let me break it down for you. 98 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:08,180 Being a boss is about commanding respect. 99 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,230 If you give people everything they ask for, 100 00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:11,380 they'll walk all over ya. 101 00:05:11,930 --> 00:05:15,210 No way! I bet you'd make way more money being nice 102 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:18,130 than being a big, grumpy grump to everyone all the time. 103 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,550 Ha! You think you know more about business than I do? 104 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:22,160 You think you could wear this hat? 105 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,580 Yeah, because I give people respect. 106 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:25,880 And glittery stickers. 107 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,360 Ha! I'd make more money on 108 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:30,450 vacation than you would running this place! 109 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,330 Then why don't you go on vacation? 110 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:36,470 Interesting. All right, I'm a wagering man. 111 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:39,220 Three days. 72 hours. 112 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,940 You run the shack, and I'll go on vacation. 113 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,440 If you make more money than me, 114 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:46,960 I guess it means you're right about the way I run my business. 115 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,910 But if you lose, 116 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,830 You gotta wear this "Loser" Shirt all summer. Ha ha! 117 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,150 Fine! But if I win, I get 118 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,340 to be the boss for the rest of the summer! 119 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,630 Plus, you have to sing an 120 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:02,100 apologizing song with lyrics by me, Mabel. 121 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,520 Oh ho! You got yourself a deal, missy! 122 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,790 No, you got yourself a deal! 123 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:08,560 - Deal! Deal! - Deal! Deal! 124 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:11,780 Deal. 125 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:16,330 See you in 72 hours! Ha ha! 126 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,150 We'll see who makes more money. 127 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:27,130 Mabel, did you just make a bet with a professional con man? 128 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:31,180 Oh, come on. Being a better boss than Stan will be a cinch. 129 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,190 Profits, here we come! 130 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,830 - You broke the jar. - We'll get a new one. 131 00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:37,510 I guess I shouldn't be too worried. 132 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:40,240 I mean, how much money could Stan even make on vacation? 133 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:43,120 Can I help you, sir? 134 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,280 I'm here to take all the cash from your wheel. 135 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:50,810 You wanted to see us, mr. Pines? 136 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:57,210 Stan is no longer with us. 137 00:06:57,330 --> 00:07:00,640 He's dead?! No! It should have been me! 138 00:07:00,770 --> 00:07:02,670 Whoa, Soos. Stan's not dead. 139 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,650 He's on vacation for three days. 140 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:05,580 We made a bet. 141 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,450 Thank you for that clarification. 142 00:07:08,550 --> 00:07:10,070 Mabel's in charge now! 143 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,030 Are those shoulder pads? 144 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,580 Uh-huh! 145 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,320 It's just one of the many up-to-date managerial tricks 146 00:07:16,450 --> 00:07:18,850 I learned from this book I found propping up the kitchen table. 147 00:07:20,710 --> 00:07:22,700 Why does your mug say "NO.2"? 148 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:26,730 Because the real NO.1 is you. 149 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:29,320 - Yeah, I get it. - Morale! 150 00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:30,190 Walk with me. 151 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:33,670 With me as boss, you're gonna notice a few changes around here. 152 00:07:33,790 --> 00:07:37,760 My job is to help you be your best "Selves." 153 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:38,360 Satisfied. 154 00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:39,110 Everyday. 155 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:39,920 Loving life. 156 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:40,730 Very much. 157 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:41,420 Everyday. 158 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:42,340 Satisfied. 159 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:45,250 Great listening here so far! 160 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,640 Waddles, hold my calls. 161 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:55,320 All right, people, now rap with me. 162 00:07:55,450 --> 00:07:59,090 Wendy, how can I make your workspace more Wendy-friendly? 163 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:02,270 Hmm. Well, Stan never lets me hang out with friends at work. 164 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:05,350 Stan ain't here, sister! Door's open! 165 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:06,180 Sweet! 166 00:08:06,290 --> 00:08:09,140 And Soos,I believe this is yours. 167 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,200 Questiony the question mark? 168 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,150 I wish this was an exclamation point to show how excited I am. 169 00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:15,720 As for you, Dipper... 170 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,100 Die, wolf costume, die! 171 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:21,580 I want you to head into those woods and don't come back 172 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,510 until you've found an amazing attraction! 173 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:27,730 Finally! Time to show Stan how a real mystery hunter does it! 174 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:32,510 Dipper out! 175 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,080 Okay, guys, it's time to prove that nice bosses finish first. 176 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:41,040 In the next 48 hours, we're gonna fill up this jar 177 00:08:41,170 --> 00:08:43,550 with six hundred billion dollars! 178 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:44,530 Yeah! Yeah! 179 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:47,120 Wait. Do you know how money works? 180 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:50,580 Of course. Waddles, run down to the shop and grab me a latte. 181 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:54,080 He's a hungry little guy. 182 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,980 Ahh. This line is taking forever. 183 00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:02,070 Time to use my old man powers. 184 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:04,980 Aaah! I'm having a heart attack! 185 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:07,960 And the only cure is to be a contestant on-- 186 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:09,410 On cash wheel! 187 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,750 Oh! Someone give me a part! I'm old. 188 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:13,650 Should we escort him off the lot? 189 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:16,050 That man is a self-centered attention hog 190 00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:17,870 with no regard for human decency. 191 00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:19,780 Get him on tv! 192 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:22,160 Whoa, yeah, come on girl 193 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,440 Shoulder pads 194 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:26,870 Make that money 195 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:29,070 Mabel's the boss now 196 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:30,440 Walk in, girl 197 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:33,240 Show them boys 198 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:34,930 - Make that money... - Time cards. 199 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:36,260 Time cards. 200 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:37,620 Time cards. 201 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,610 Boss, boss, boss, boss, boss! 202 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,430 It's beautiful! 203 00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:48,230 Wow, this is some freak show you got. 204 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,410 Thank you! See you soon! 205 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:51,640 Tell 'em Mabel sent you! 206 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,330 Mabel, I captured something! 207 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,700 This is gonna blow those tourists away! 208 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,010 Marvelous work, valued employee. 209 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:06,360 Oh! Who's that? 210 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:09,360 Is it questiony the question mark? 211 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,190 Ah, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this, Mabel. 212 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,440 I keep forgetting my lines, 213 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:17,140 and this costume is more, uh, revealing than I expected. 214 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,690 Soos, don't give up. 215 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:20,850 Anything is possible when you... 216 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:23,930 "Imaginize it." 217 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,630 But I don't know what that means. 218 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:26,150 Shh! 219 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:29,320 Shh... 220 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:32,960 Believe in yourself. 221 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,080 But--but I-- 222 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:37,770 Oh, so--so cold. 223 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,270 How's my favorite wendy? 224 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,720 Yeah. Okay, all right. No. Look out. Look out. 225 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,010 Yeah! Keep it goin'! 226 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,110 Oh, what's this? 227 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:51,540 Billy! 228 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,730 Your face! It's ruined! 229 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:56,090 I'm so sorry. Please, have a refund. 230 00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:03,780 Wendy, you've got a lot of cleaning up to do. 231 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,570 Please? 232 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:07,180 Whoa. All this rule stuff 233 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,070 is starting to make you sound like Stan. 234 00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:11,720 What?! No, I'm nothing like Stan! 235 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:15,750 In fact, take the rest of the day off. 236 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,780 - With full pay? - Of course. 237 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:25,940 Mabel Pines, you are the best boss ever. 238 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,510 I'm questiony the question mark! Aaah! 239 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,140 Aaah! Oh, don't! It stings so bad! 240 00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:36,460 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to... 241 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,920 Cash wheel! 242 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,820 Now let's meet those contestants. 243 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,800 I'm Doug, from Fairfield, California. 244 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:47,050 I'm Donna, from-- 245 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,800 I'm Stan! Stan Pines! Ha ha! 246 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,770 Did we--did we already do me? Hello? I'm Stan! 247 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:53,640 Heh heh. Okay. 248 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,710 Well, it's gonna be a long night, folks. 249 00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:59,490 It's time to solve-- 250 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:04,320 It's, uh, time to solve that puzzle. 251 00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:05,790 - Carla. - Yes, Rich? 252 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:07,000 Are there any "S's"? 253 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:08,640 Actually, it's not your turn yet-- 254 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,800 I'm ready to solve! 255 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,390 No. The game hasn't started. 256 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,060 Is it "Shut your yaps"? 257 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,660 Well played. 258 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,950 Cash shower, cash shower, cash shower... 259 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:29,890 Cash shower! 260 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,320 Yes! Da da doo. 261 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:34,910 Mr. Pines. No, you don't need to take your clothes off-- 262 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:37,450 No--go to commercial. Go to commercial! 263 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,790 Ladies and gentlemen-- 264 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:45,330 My name's honest Dipper, and, unlike my cheating uncle, 265 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:47,620 I have something to show you that isn't a hoax. 266 00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:49,770 It nearly killed me getting him into that cage. 267 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,360 Behold! Part gremlin, part goblin-- 268 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:53,800 The gremloblin! 269 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,650 Well, that's fun. 270 00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:07,220 It's fake, honey. You can see the strings. 271 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,630 What?! Those aren't strings! That's body hair! 272 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,110 Ah, look at this, dear. 273 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:12,830 The six-pack-o-lope. 274 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,310 Ha ha! Wordplay! 275 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:16,770 No! Everything else here is fake! 276 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:19,210 This is a real paranormal beast. 277 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,000 Hey! Fun fact about this little guy: 278 00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,150 You look into his eyes, you can see your worst nightmare. 279 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:32,380 Amazing, right? I work for tips. 280 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,010 Thanks again for visiting! 281 00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,120 Thanks for shopping with us. 282 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:43,890 I'll get that! 283 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:46,570 Here ya go. 284 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:53,660 Sorry! Have refunds! That's the Mabel difference! 285 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:58,580 Well, I just made two people go insane. 286 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,000 - How about you? - I'm so tired. 287 00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:03,850 I gave wendy the day off, so I had to do her job. 288 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:04,910 Well, maybe you need to 289 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:06,560 start being a little bit tougher around here. 290 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,570 No way! That's what Stan would do! 291 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:11,100 I just need to think positive, be friendly, 292 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:12,740 and everything will work out fine. 293 00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:21,390 What? How did he get out of his locked cage?! 294 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,010 Well... 295 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,880 You gave him a break?! 296 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,350 He's an employee! Sort of. 297 00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:34,050 We gotta round him up. Where's Soos? 298 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:35,170 He was stressed out, 299 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,330 so I told him to take a soothing nature walk. 300 00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:39,850 Hello? Civilization? 301 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:44,820 Doggy? 302 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,240 Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Pines is poised 303 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:52,650 to become our grand champion! 304 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,400 Anything to say to your fans out there? 305 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,420 See you tomorrow night, Mabel! 306 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,500 What do we do?! 307 00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:23,520 He's awarding himself stickers that he didn't even earn! 308 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:27,790 Uh, got it. "When fighting a gremloblin, use water... 309 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,340 "...only as a last resort, 310 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,510 as water will make him much, much scarier." 311 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,450 Aah! Who writes sentences like that?! 312 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,510 Don't worry. He's gotta leave eventually. 313 00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:49,610 I'm the singin' salmon spendin' all day jammin'. 314 00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:53,840 I'm the singin' salmon spendin' all day jammin'. 315 00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:57,110 I'm the singin' salmon spendin' all day jammin'. 316 00:15:57,170 --> 00:15:59,540 Ohh! Why doesn't he just leave? 317 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:05,590 - Our profits! - Mabel, wait! 318 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,100 Stop! Stop! 319 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,380 Don't look into his evil eye! 320 00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:12,940 You'll see your worst nightmare! 321 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,750 I wish we had an evil eye to show him! 322 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,590 Oh, no! Aahh.... 323 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,100 Wait. Hey, monster! 324 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,240 Take a look at this! 325 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,170 Well, at least he didn't do that much damage. 326 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,200 Oh, boy. 327 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,880 Dipper, it's the third day. 328 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,190 We've only got seven hours to earn back our profits 329 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,800 Or I've gotta wear that "Loser" Shirt all summer! 330 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,480 Hey, guys. Am I nuts, 331 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,880 or does this place look different? 332 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,580 Wendy! Soos! Am I glad to see you. 333 00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:56,820 We've got a lot of work to do, but if we hurry, 334 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,600 We can still beat Stan! 335 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,880 Uh, yeah. I got a little headache, 336 00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:03,150 So maybe I should, like, not work today. 337 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,150 And I actually just met this pack of wolves, 338 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,730 And I think they're gonna, like, 339 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,790 raise me as one of their own? 340 00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:09,370 So I should really be at the den right now. 341 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:10,040 But--but-- 342 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:11,910 But, hey, we'll see you on monday. 343 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,450 Uh, is anyone gonna eat these? 344 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:19,770 Enough!!! 345 00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:22,330 I have had it! 346 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,480 I fought a monster to save this business, 347 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,310 And this is how you repay me?! 348 00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:28,920 I'm gonna get an ulcer from your lollygagging! 349 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,790 - Lollygagging? - Ulcer? 350 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,670 You're acting... different. 351 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:33,910 You shut your yaps! 352 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,250 I've been doing everyone's jobs 353 00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:38,450 while you've both been bleeding me dry! 354 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,200 - But-- - No "Buts" except yours on the floor, cleaning! 355 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,340 - Now quit loafing and get to work! - Yes, Mabel. 356 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:46,360 That's "Yes, boss." 357 00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:51,260 Dipper! What have I become? 358 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:54,360 What you had to, Mabel... what you had to. 359 00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:57,340 We've got seven hours to turn this around! 360 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:58,840 Let's go, people! 361 00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:02,820 You landed on "Cash flood"! 362 00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:04,260 Ha ha ha ha! 363 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,320 I'm givin' none of this to charity! 364 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,810 And now you can go home a thousandaire... 365 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:12,080 Or you could risk everything to double your money 366 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,560 with the bonus word! 367 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,120 Rich, I'm a simple man. 368 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,020 So I'm gonna take my winnings, pack my bags, and... 369 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,480 Bet them all on the bonus word! 370 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:23,540 Come on! 371 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,110 Time is money, hardhats! 372 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:32,200 You got complaints, file 'em with the complaint department! 373 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,160 Ohh! My back! 374 00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:37,380 Dipper! We got tourists at nine o'clock! 375 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,190 What do I show them? Real magic just freaks people out. 376 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,160 Figure something out, knucklehead! 377 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,290 Ladies and gentletourists, 378 00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:46,700 This shack is filled with 379 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,120 wonders never before seen by human eyes! 380 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,710 The horrible giant question baby! 381 00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:55,360 Am I a man? Am I a baby? 382 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,130 These are legitimate questions. 383 00:18:58,490 --> 00:19:00,240 Have your picture taken with it for a buck. 384 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:02,480 Uh, ten bucks. A hundred bucks! 385 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:08,190 We put the fun in "No refunds." 386 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,370 - How'd we do? - We filled the whole jar! 387 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,270 Minus the money to replace all the furniture 388 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,610 And supplies to fix the shack, that leaves us.. 389 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,020 One dollar. 390 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:27,870 - Tick-tock! Time's up, kids! - Oh, no! 391 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,430 Nice to see you learned how to dress while I was gone. 392 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:33,040 How much did you beat us by? 393 00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,140 I won $300,000! 394 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:37,700 And then... 395 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,610 For a chance to double your cash or lose it all, 396 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:45,080 What is a six-letter word you use to ask for something politely? 397 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,260 For example, "May I blank have that?" 398 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:49,900 Do I look like an idiot, folks? 399 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,460 The word is "gimmee." twe E's. 400 00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:55,830 Oooh! You know, because you've gone this far, 401 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,650 We're gonna give you one more chance. 402 00:19:57,770 --> 00:19:59,980 Let's try again. It's a "P" Word. 403 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,790 Some might even say it's the "Magic word." 404 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,050 Abracadabra! Final answer! 405 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,850 I'm sorry, Stan, but the word is... 406 00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,600 "Please." 407 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:11,760 Apparently that word can make you money. 408 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,190 So, wait. If you lost everything, 409 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,360 Then that means-- Mabel! You won! 410 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,020 Whoo! We did it! 411 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,070 Wait. What do we win again? 412 00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:21,990 Well, according to our bet, 413 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,400 I guess Mabel's the new boss? 414 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:27,480 - No! No! Don't do that! - Huh? What? 415 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:31,390 Grunkle Stan, I had no idea how hard it was being boss. 416 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,260 This place was cuckoo bananas 417 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,530 until I started barking orders at people like you. 418 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,810 Yeah, well, I got to admit, 419 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,050 It's kind of nice to be back, ya know? 420 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,080 Okay, okay, that's enough, get offa me! 421 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,910 And Soos, Wendy... 422 00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:46,660 Get to work! 423 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,900 Ahem. Please. Uhh! Still hurts. 424 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,640 Mabel, didn't your agreement say something about 425 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,770 Stan having to do some kind of apology dance if he lost? 426 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,200 N-no. No, it didn't. 427 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,250 Actually, yeah, I think I have it in my notes here. 428 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:01,670 No! That never happened! 429 00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,090 Ha ha! I'll get the camera! 430 00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:04,450 All right, let me just-- 431 00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:07,170 Grunkle Stan! 432 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,170 Uhh. Look, I'm not gonna-- 433 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:10,670 Do it! 434 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,480 I'm Stan, and I was wrong 435 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,040 I'm singing "The Stan wrong song" 436 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:19,230 I shouldn't have taken that chance 437 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:21,960 Now here's my remorseful dance 438 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,480 Do the kicks! 439 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,160 Jazzier! 440 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:28,970 Hey, gimme that! 441 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:32,330 Ow! My back! 442 00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:33,450 What do you think? 443 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:35,600 Take thirty!